Play the old-school game MASH for yourself or one of your characters. But don’t just stop once you learn you and Prince William will have 7.2 children, live in a shack in Amsterdam, and drive a purple Lamborghini. Fill in the blanks. How’d you and Will meet? Is it a really big shack? Was the Lamborghini a Spray-and-Wash giveaway and that’s why it’s purple?

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